Another fucked up day in the philippines

So, I wake up to find out my drivers license is still not ready this is now 3 months. So, who knows whats going to happen to this women.

Shortly after I find out from my gf that her grandma is in the hospital due to faiting from low blood sugar. She has 10 people around her all day and night and yet this happens. what a fucked up place.

So, i ask my maid to make me breakfast. simple peanut butter and jelly. I get out of the shower and just as im about to eat it. I look at the bread and its all molded and shit. So, she almost poised me. That pissed me off as im pissed already. Then I go to look for my jeans and guess what? they are not ironed and shit is laying in the bedroom now 2 weeks so now im really fucking pissed off. and im yelling at them. I trust these people with my life and my well being and they are fucking around. Time to crack the WHIP NYC STYLE!

Now, im in the car with my driver and we are heading to laguna to see my gf's grandma and get my gf. He gets out of the car and leaves the fucking stick shift on drive and im rolling towards the wall and i jump and grab the break.

What the hell is going on around here? I feel like im the god damn twilight zone.


Lets hope i survive the day at this rate. I need a bottle of vodka ASAP. This is too much for me in one day.

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